Wednesday, October 15, 2008

Dear Complexity.............

Dear Complexity,
I have spent a few minutes life, chasing after you and chasing after a love that never really excisted.... In fact it was a special touch I chased which came with a complex love...I used to laugh at those girls that would go back to the ones that hurt them the most, I never understood it, until I did it... It was all well and good until I looked in the mirror and saw something I didnt want to see. I saw that I had too become the girl that was blinded by the anatomy which in turn made me vulunerable....I realized that I love myself too much to chase a man who was too blind to see what he had originally....So goodbye to accidental slip ups and hello to my sanity, goodbye to your corny-ness, you lack of common sense and your ability to treat women like they mean nothing when they are worth more than you will ever be. See what you fail to realize your issue is not with me or the other notches on your belt...the issue lies within you.....After a long journey, our rollercoaster relationship ends now.Im calling the shots and You will not break me again and before it gets to that point, I have to let you go, for good.
Sincerely Letting Go.

Monday, July 28, 2008

The True Definition of Facebook

Facebook- A social network that puts you in contact with people that are (a) Nosy (b)Your Actual True Friends (c) People you knew in college (d) People that you knew in high school or (e) people that you knew in high school or college that didn't give a shit about you then but are wondering if you are doing better then them now.......Think pon dis im going to bed.

Tuesday, July 1, 2008

Automation

Why is everything in this world automated? You call your bank, its a friggin automated system, You call the airlines,another friggin automated system Yes, computers are future however, when I call free 411 and I ask for Durham, NC the machine seems to think im asking for Dunn, NC which makes me freak out because every damn time I call I have to say Durham fifty million times before the computer catches a clue. Maybe they should start paying the computers so that they can get it together.....What happened to real people. You have to go through highways and byways just to get a actual person on the telephone. That pisses me off to know end....I don't have the time or energy to argue with a computer...Gimme a real person pulease!

Saturday, June 21, 2008

The Truck

For those who live in Durham, NC or are familiar with the Mt. Zion church on Fayettville Rd. Anyway, I need for them to remove the abortion truck from the church parking lot. I think its really offensive. Personally I am pro-choice, and thats my personal opi Ive never been in a situation in which I had to have one....which is besides the point. However, for friends of my mine that have had one I don't think that they need to be reminded of something they did, if perchance they were driving down that street. And, its in a church parking lot, WTF? There are children that go there....at such a tender age should our children be exposed to that? I almost got into an accident one day when I initally saw the truck. That is just deplorable. I am thinking about calling up there.......................

Tuesday, June 10, 2008

LONELY FEELING NUMBER 2

Having Diarreha in a public place especially work................Public Restrooms give me the heebie jeebies.

UGLY PRETTY SYNDROME

I have decided to update my blog, its been awhile since I have been traveling up and down the eastern seaboard for the past two weeks...........The topic today is ugly pretty and it is a topic that I have been discussing with a few of my friends. Anyway, Ugly Pretty is when someone is considered to be so ugly and odd looking that they are simply breathtaking. Case in point Mick Jagger, he is so ugly, he exudes sex appeal.

Recently it was brought to my attention by my fellow high school classmate Sam that there was a website called sarahjessicaparkerlookslikeahorse.com. Although I found this website just plain mean it did make me laugh. Its funny sue me, which brings me to my next person...Sarah Jessica Parker. Most people find her extremely ugly...however, I have deemed her as having uglypretty syndrome. Personally I dont think she is ugly, however, Americans have put her in the category of being ugly therefore, can she be considered uglypretty. Ive seen a lot of uglypretty in the world in which the person was so unattractive that they are considered pretty. Does this make any sense?

Wednesday, May 28, 2008

My Lonely Feeling Numero Uno

I want to know peoples lonely feelings.............I have plenty therefore I will be posting my lonely feelings throughout the blog. My lonely feeling number one, running out of toilet paper.....Im so obssessed with not running out when I get down to three rolls, I go and by another pack just so I dont feel so.....well lonely.